Reimagining the values of life
- NG: http://i.imgur.com/77RdD54.gif
- ND: lol what is that!
- NG: A sloth.
- ND: But why is it sitting in a hammock
- NG: Why do sloths do anything?
Romance destroyer extraordinaire
- NP: You're the best.
- NG: Aw, but I think you're the best!
- NP: What happens when there are two bests?
- NG: ONE MUST DIE.
- NP: ....
- NG: I ruined this, didn't I?
Getting me all hot and bothered
- NG: Oh my god! My article is on Google News! It's not at the top of the river, but it's still there!
- NP: If I was on Google Plus, I would + the hell out of you.
- NG: That is the sexiest thing a man has ever said to me.
Going to hell
- Woman: (Standing in a crowded R train during rush hour for 10 minutes. Crowd exits after several stops) I can't believe no one gave a pregnant woman their seat. (Sits down)
- Me: (Thinking) Wow, I just thought you were fat.
Big Freedia is my fall anthem.
Getting dressed and putting makeup on to this song, feeling extremely and uncharacteristically girly.
Juvenile - Back That Azz Up (Feat. Mannie Fresh & Lil’ Wayne)
It’s that kind of Friday.
Have you seen the dead sperm whale that washed ashore down the road?
I just found $55 in a hidden pocket of my messenger bag
Three thoughts during my 45-minute run outside today
- Why are my lungs so small?
- I would die five minutes into a marathon.
- This slurpee at the end of my route better bet worth it. (It was).