Source: bluntreaction
Reimagining the values of life
- NG: http://i.imgur.com/77RdD54.gif
- ND: lol what is that!
- NG: A sloth.
- ND: But why is it sitting in a hammock
- NG: Why do sloths do anything?
Romance destroyer extraordinaire
- NP: You're the best.
- NG: Aw, but I think you're the best!
- NP: What happens when there are two bests?
- NG: ONE MUST DIE.
- NP: ....
- NG: I ruined this, didn't I?
Getting me all hot and bothered
- NG: Oh my god! My article is on Google News! It's not at the top of the river, but it's still there!
- NP: If I was on Google Plus, I would + the hell out of you.
- NG: That is the sexiest thing a man has ever said to me.
Going to hell
- Woman: (Standing in a crowded R train during rush hour for 10 minutes. Crowd exits after several stops) I can't believe no one gave a pregnant woman their seat. (Sits down)
- Me: (Thinking) Wow, I just thought you were fat.
Big Freedia is my fall anthem.
Getting dressed and putting makeup on to this song, feeling extremely and uncharacteristically girly.
Source: Spotify
Juvenile - Back That Azz Up (Feat. Mannie Fresh & Lil’ Wayne)
It’s that kind of Friday.
(via 90sthrowbacks)
Have you seen the dead sperm whale that washed ashore down the road?
Random Icelandic junior park ranger who gave us this tidbid while we were eating lunch. Gurrrrrl.
I just found $55 in a hidden pocket of my messenger bag
Three thoughts during my 45-minute run outside today
- Why are my lungs so small?
- I would die five minutes into a marathon.
- This slurpee at the end of my route better bet worth it. (It was).
Can’t think of better person to be silly with in a foto boof.
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