Let’s be real here
iPhone 5S came out on Friday. How long is it gonna take for slo-mo twerk vids to trend?
The story of Cinderella, as told via Beyonce songs. Crying. This is genius.
Friendships have boundaries
- NG: Just saw the giant box of tampax [we bought for the office] in the girl's bathroom and was like, damn, SUPER HEAVY PLUS?
- JB: Oh man, haha
- NG: Must be for real emergencies
- JB: Yeah, none of this light-day shit!
- NG: ... was gonna make some menstruation jokes but I think I'll control myself
- JB: Let 'em flow! Hahaha
- NG: http://frsky.me/ZQcNpz
- JB: That's gross, Natt
- NG: ... I crossed the line, didn't I
When I push the limits of “business casual” at the office
lol that time i wore denim shorts to work on a tuesday cause it was 80 degrees out
Romance destroyer extraordinaire
- NP: You're the best.
- NG: Aw, but I think you're the best!
- NP: What happens when there are two bests?
- NG: ONE MUST DIE.
- NP: ....
- NG: I ruined this, didn't I?
Getting me all hot and bothered
- NG: Oh my god! My article is on Google News! It's not at the top of the river, but it's still there!
- NP: If I was on Google Plus, I would + the hell out of you.
- NG: That is the sexiest thing a man has ever said to me.
Going to hell
- Woman: (Standing in a crowded R train during rush hour for 10 minutes. Crowd exits after several stops) I can't believe no one gave a pregnant woman their seat. (Sits down)
- Me: (Thinking) Wow, I just thought you were fat.
Big Freedia is my fall anthem.
Getting dressed and putting makeup on to this song, feeling extremely and uncharacteristically girly.
Juvenile - Back That Azz Up (Feat. Mannie Fresh & Lil’ Wayne)
It’s that kind of Friday.
Have you seen the dead sperm whale that washed ashore down the road?