Hello, I've waited here for you.
Three thoughts during my 45-minute run outside today
- Why are my lungs so small?
- I would die five minutes into a marathon.
- This slurpee at the end of my route better bet worth it. (It was).
Can’t think of better person to be silly with in a foto boof.
Gurl plz
KF: When is your graduation?
NG: Um, I graduated for almost a year now. I have a job.
KF: OH OOPS I thought we were the same age!
NG: We are, you just took a year off.
"Ew, who puked on my sock?"
« My brother, upon waking up after a night of his birthday celebrations.
can you tell I’m having a bit too much fun designing our vacation itinerary?
I slept on the floor last weekend because I was a gross viral plague of disgustingness.
This is one of my favorite random photos of myself. *~Pre-New Year’s ‘10~*
Nerd love and apologies
NP: http://bit.ly/HRy4It
NG: I don't know if that worked.
NP: Wait for it...
NG: I almost spat out my Fresca.
NP: <3 <3 <3
NG: Only you would ever apologize to me with math.
NP: Only you would fall for it.
Is this real life!?! Where can one find such thing in New York City!?
"Not to sound totally hipster but I was totally on OMGPOP before Draw Something came around. This is gonna sound like the lamest story ever, but in 2009 after my ex-boyfriend broke up with me, I tried to distract myself by playing online games to keep from getting upset. So I played the OMGPOP version of Bomberman on the site."
« Me, talking to a co-worker. Sad, I know.
To recap my Valentine’s Day:
- After work, I waited for the boy at a nearby bar for happy hour and started talking to a senior citizen drinking a little glass of wine. He then started to tell me he has prostate and bladder cancer, and that he used to date a Japanese woman but she went back to Tokyo recently.
- The boy gave me a bouquet of orchids (see last post) and The Acme Novelty Library, a comic compilation book by Chris Ware (sorry for photo booth glare/backwardsness). You’ve likely seen his awesome style on New Yorker covers! He got a box of sea salt chocolate covered caramels and beer-infused ganaches.
- Ordered way too much food at this pizza place we went to for dinner, but got a free glass of Prosecco so that was nice. Also, we had to hand sprinkle the oregano which looked a mighty lot like weed.
- Tried going to a wine bar afterward but it was packed with nowhere to put my flowers, so we ended up at a relatively empty biker bar. Dingy love. Sat across a toothless man with dreads who the boy thought was a woman at first. Sang along to Please, Mr. Postman which was playing in the bar immediately followed by Queens of The Stone Age. Huh.
- Headed home in the rain and watched an episode of Adventure Time together.
- Overall, the sexiest night EVAR.
"Oh my god, let’s find you something pretty and decent to wear, you have to look good."
« My mother, upon finding out I actually have a Valentine’s Day date for the first time in, like, five years. Way to sell your daughter out, momma Garun.
