Hello, I've waited here for you.
Now that is some impressive trolling right there. Kudos, Wall Street Journal. Nicely done.
UPDATE: They “corrected” it
CORRECTION: The story describing how Yahoo killed Flickr was written by Gizmodo’s Mat Honen. An earlier version of this article credited the wrong publication and misspelled the author’s first name. We regret the error.
Yikesorama.
I like Star Wars as much as the next guy, but gurl, don’t you know thighs expand? In ten to fifteen years, that will look like Jabba the Hutt separated through the middle.
Asian Americans Are Marrying Each Other and The NY Times Is ON IT

“We want Chinese culture to be a part of our lives and our kids’ lives,” said Ms. Young, 29, an assistant professor of psychology at Boston College who married Xin Gao, 27, last year. “It’s another part of our marriage that we’re excited to tackle together.”
Slow news Sunday for The New York Times, I guess. Dude, if you want to push your nationality onto your kids, just do it and who gives a shit if they are 100 percent of a certain race? It’s going to be in their blood regardless. I like how NYT just recycled this couple they previously did a wedding announcement story on last year, by the way.
Only in America
Oh my.
Racist Ben & Jerry's "Lin-Sanity" flavor

With frozen yogurt, lychee swirls and fortune cookie pieces. What the fuck. Lychee isn’t even native to most of China, but rather Southeast Asia. Really, Ben & Jerry’s? On what basis did you make the flavors, is lychee Lin’s favorite fruit or something? Why don’t you just make an Obama themed ice cream with watermelon flavor as a base topped with fried chicken pieces? I’d rather see a Knicks color scheme, which would make a lot more sense. Ugh. Hasn’t anyone learned?
IKEA furniture assembly vlog prove its instructions are totally indecipherable

Have you ever bought something from IKEA, tried to put it together and told yourself, “Wow, this is super easy and simple, I’m so glad IKEA furnitures are so cheap and amazing with such effortless assembly?”
I didn’t think so. Will this video help? I didn’t think so times two.
Fuck that, Yahoo! News. And the rest of your headlines too.
So while teaching English in Thailand I came across a guide to American slang TROLOL
Some of these aren’t even translated correctly … geez, Thailand.
Okay, so CNET is reporting that various lucky photographers are getting the Olympus PEN E-PM1 for free as sort of their marketing device/community art project … but the photo above is captioned as “Olympus is giving away more than a thousand E-PM1 camera kits, like these kits gifted in New York City.”
Um. This. Looks. Shopped. Olympus, I think we’re thinking “pics or it didn’t happen” but this totally DID NOT HAPPEN.
“… Long Island-based winery Lieb Family Cellars is offering the tasteless oenophile a choice between two 9/11-themed wines: The 9/11 Memorial Commemorative Merlot and the 9/11 Memorial Commemorative Chardonnay.
But wait — there’s less tact: Each bottle costs $19.11 and consists of grapes grown “90 miles from the site of the World Trade Center.”
… um, nothing like getting slizzard off a national tragedy.



