Hello, I've waited here for you.
"I’m 18 years old and I’m a swaggy adult."
« Justin Bieber a la GQ June 2012 issue. Oh my god.
He is the bestest, for serious, though it was your own show, you really shouldn’t have agreed to let her on.
When I’m loafing around my apartment on the weekend, and my friend asks if I want to go to the gym
gpoy 4 lyfe
Can’t think of better person to be silly with in a foto boof.
GYOP if my boyfriend tries to break up with me </crazy>
"Ew, who puked on my sock?"
« My brother, upon waking up after a night of his birthday celebrations.
Shit like this is why I love the Internet (found in the comments of a Buzzfeed article couple weeks back).
Foreign affairs
NG: I didn't know you used conditioner.
NP: I only use it if it's in front of me, like here in this hotel.
NG: I have conditioner in my bathroom and you never use that!
NP: All the bath products in your house are in a foreign language! I never know if I'm washing myself with shampoo or putting shower gel in my hair.
LOLOLOLOL Love even if it’s hacked or fake. Shy Guy loses at EVERYTHING.
I’m just gonna leave this here.
Pranked my best friend’s cellphone yesterday while she was taking a shower in the morning. Strategic naming, of course, with the exception of Harry Potter because the idea of him texting in Spanish was gold.
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work aka well played, The Onion.
"Listen up. I know the shit you’ve been saying behind my back. You think I’m stupid. You think I’m immature. You think I’m a malformed, pathetic excuse for a font. Well think again, nerdhole, because I’m Comic Sans, and I’m the best thing to happen to typography since Johannes fucking Gutenberg."
« I’m Comic Sans, Asshole by Mike Lacher. Continue at the source, and you better because it’s goddamn hilarious.
