Hello, I've waited here for you.
THIS IS BLOWING MY MIND
The day has come, gentlemen. Would you rock these sweat slacks?
There is a giant rubber ducky floating down the river in France. DYING.
often
I do this particularly with the word “Book.” Don’t know why, it doesn’t even have a big meaning.
… just gonna leave this here.
This just reminded me of every summer memory involving Epic Sax Guy.
(Source: poofenduff)
Sometimes I wonder where they cast older people like this to appear in weirdo, dubstep music videos. I do imagine they must be having a nice time reliving youthful days!
Oh my. I can’t tell if this is the best ad to visit Norway ever, or the most anti-Norwegian tourism video of all time.
(Source: thedailywhat)
My mother
would sometimes say things like, “your brother’s laugh is exactly like your dad’s,” and I wish I knew exactly what she was referring to. I spent a lot of time with my dad before he passed but I don’t understand why I don’t recall what his laughter sounded like without having to use my brother as reference.
Bill Cosby, are you on Hulu? Wait, what was that? Oh, you’re on Hulu? Hold up, I don’t think I heard you the first time.
An Ode to InDesign
Oh, InDesign. I love you so. You have never let me down with the things I could do with you. Where would I be if not for your love, InDesign? The only time I remember us in a quarrel was when you crashed at work in the middle of an assignment. But I don’t blame you, InDesign, I’m allergic to work too. You’re always there when I need you, and you make me so happy. I love you so, InDesign, oh how I love you.
Chinese Senior Citizens Find Love & Companionship in IKEA
“Retired and divorced chiropractor Qian Weizhong is also on the prowl. On a recent Tuesday at IKEA Mr. Qian was excited to get the number of a woman he referred to as a “nice lady.” He plans to ask her out soon, he said … At the weekly IKEA romance session in Shanghai, the elderly arrive in swarms of 70 to 700 to get the free coffee offered to holders of the IKEA Family membership card.
Ms. Tang, seated amid the backdrop of Poang reading chairs and Vreta poufs, sips coffee and says she is grateful to have such a meeting place. “I make more senior citizen friends when I come here,” said Ms. Tang. “There’s more to offer than meeting a boyfriend at IKEA.””
That is super cute and kinda hilarious. The story reminds me of my grandpa in Thailand who goes to the mall every day and meets up with his friends to hang out, talk, play chess and comes home by 4 pm, eats dinner at 6 and is in bed by 8. Old people in Asia enjoy the simple life, man.
How To Create Your Own Font
Once upon a time in high school, I used to have pretty neat handwriting. Got a sudden, random urge to convert my penmanship into a font and see how that works as a resume font.
Someone dared took a video of me ice skating and made it into a Denver Museum commercial!
Hockey themed wedding on ice. Gimmicky? Cute? Why didn’t she at least wear white figure skates instead of those ugly hockey ones!? At least they do look genuinely happy and like they had fun!
Star Wars. Disco. Ballet.
