Hello, I've waited here for you.

He is the bestest, for serious, though it was your own show, you really shouldn’t have agreed to let her on.

If only I can get my grandma this without slightly offending my aunts…

If only I can get my grandma this without slightly offending my aunts…

LOLOLOLOL Love even if it’s hacked or fake. Shy Guy loses at EVERYTHING.

This guy showed Bob Ross the fuck up … and art students why going to school to learn to paint is a waste of life.

Pranked my best friend’s cellphone yesterday while she was taking a shower in the morning. Strategic naming, of course, with the exception of Harry Potter because the idea of him texting in Spanish was gold.

Pranked my best friend’s cellphone yesterday while she was taking a shower in the morning. Strategic naming, of course, with the exception of Harry Potter because the idea of him texting in Spanish was gold.

This is so awesome, thanks Noelia for sending this my way! Gonna go work on my Fruit Ninja skillz now.

This was inevitable. When the hell are the sexy-sweaters stuff gonna be on sale?!

This was inevitable. When the hell are the sexy-sweaters stuff gonna be on sale?!

(Source: kaylenecheyenne)

"Without Wikipedia, I’m reduced to Snapple Facts #StopSOPA"

« Kwame Opam, you silly clever boy

Knowing me, I’ll probably find a way to burn these (and myself) trying to make them. BUT ELEPHANT WAFFLES. I die. $20ish dollars and totally on my Christmas wish list.

Knowing me, I’ll probably find a way to burn these (and myself) trying to make them. BUT ELEPHANT WAFFLES. I die. $20ish dollars and totally on my Christmas wish list.

What Toy Story would look like if it was filmed with REAL TOYS! (The scene starts at 2:38). I know it sounds like it could be terrible, but it’s actually done quite well!

LOLOL YES
But also, what’s with whistling in new pop music these days? Nothing will ever beat Pharrell’s tongue clicks in “Drop It Like It’s Hot” :)

LOLOL YES

But also, what’s with whistling in new pop music these days? Nothing will ever beat Pharrell’s tongue clicks in “Drop It Like It’s Hot” :)

(Source: pi4nobl4ck)

Thai vermicelli noodle salad with shrimp and squid. Midnight dinner of champions.

Thai vermicelli noodle salad with shrimp and squid. Midnight dinner of champions.